Quotes always make the day better!

My week has sucked, I realized that I have no real friends just a lot of acquaintances that have better things to do than hang out with me.
I stupidly told a boy that I like him through text message and he hasn't answered back.
My 19th birthday is tomorrow and I have a feeling it's not gonna be any better, anyway, enough with my misery, here are some quotes:

ONE.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ~Jack Handey

TWO.

We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. ~Author Unknown

THREE.

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. ~Arthur Miller

FOUR.

…living is like licking honey off a thorn. ~Louis Adamic

FIVE.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. ~Jim Carrey